Same routine for fifteen years. Then my cement pig vanished. Then postcards from Paris arrived.

Scandal photos could end his career. Unless I can spin a miracle.

We've been enemies since a viral clip ruined my win. Gaming's biggest feud.

I told everyone I'm bringing my boyfriend to my ex's wedding. He doesn't exist.

I told everyone I'm bringing my girlfriend to my ex's wedding. She's not real.

I sneezed in a graveyard and woke up 347 ghosts. They won't leave.

I hired a fake boyfriend from an app. He sent the wrong guy. It's working.

I work the night shift for a vampire CEO. He doesn't know I know.

I'm a therapist for supernatural clients. He's 500 years old with issues.

I have a budget line for 'See Delivery Man.' Forty-seven packages. Then my sister opened the door.